Ok so we got a betta fish and named him Bro. But this was the joke I made b/c its hilarious. Kinda #sex mention ish.
"Makin’ bubble nests all day long for pussy that just won’t come."
I swear I wasn’t planning on naming him Bro Strider, but then you said that and I laughed so hard.
today I gave a rat a bath how was your day at work
"We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry."
I would rather be bit by a full grown ball python than a gerbil. If anyone is afraid of snakes biting them know I have scars from hamsters and gerbils, but my snake bite healed in less than two days.